Why I Can’t Stand Halloween

Halloween. That time of year that everybody loves. Oh boy, let’s all pay 100 bucks to dress up in a costume that we’re never gonna wear again. Sounds fun. If you can’t tell, I’m a little sour about Halloween. I’m a shitty mom when it comes to stuff like this. Like going to the pumpkin patch. Been […]

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How to Piss Off a Pregnant Chick

Pregnant chicks. They’re irrational. They’re crazy. They don’t know which way is up. Tell them that, and it’s likely you’ll get a glimpse of what World War III looks like. But maybe that’s what you’re trying to do… A good friend of mine is pregnant, and she’s going through a lot of the same things I […]

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