Wiener Talk

Let’s face it. Moms aren’t good with wieners. (Well, I have to be kind of good, otherwise my husband and I would have never conceived a child.) But I’m talking about dealing with wieners. Ding Dongs. Whatever you want to call them. When it comes to girls, I can handle that stuff. With our daughter, […]

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Why are you so sticky??

My dear, sweet boy… Why are you so sticky? And gooey? And icky? Every time I turn around, there’s a snot bubble coming out of your nose. Or milk running down your chin. Or yogurt that you’ve been playing in. Or mud under your fingernails. Or dog poop on your shoes. Or spaghetti in your […]

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I had one of those moments…

Every parent can relate to having a sick child at home. They’re cranky, they don’t know what they want, and they can’t tell you what’s wrong. There’s nothing you can do to make them feel better, and you just feel helpless. You call the doctor over and over, and every time they have the same […]

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Holy Lice Patrol!!

I was driving to work yesterday, jammin’ out to some Deanna Carter, and I got a call. My husband never calls me in the morning, so I knew something was up. “I’ve got some bad news, and I’m sorry to ruin your day,” he said. “Madison’s been sent home from school. She has lice. There’s […]

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The Question Nobody Wants to Ask

When you’re pregnant, it seems like every other mom wants to tell you the story of her labor. The gross, disgusting, horrifying stories. Even when you didn’t ask. Especially when you clearly say that you DON’T want to know. They cut you where? He came out how? They did what to her head when she […]

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